Vox Hunt: Please Don't Make Me Watch

Video: Show us a movie or show that you absolutely can't stand watching.
Submitted by Ross.

Man, I don't know if I can pick just one.  I hate to confess this, but I am really a stuck-up, high-standards, judgmental bitch when it comes to media (music, movies, TV, art, books, etc.).  I'm not sure how I got this way, really.  I mean, I used to watch The A-Team and Who's the Boss? just like everyone else. 

The chances are that whatever TV show most people love, I hate it.  I make an exception for Grey's Anatomy because I can appreciate a thoroughly over-the-top but well-written and witty show as much as the next gal.  But that show Scrubs?  Why does everyone love that?  It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.  OK, I don't know about that, but it's stupid, stupid, stupid; I loathe it.  Oh, and Jackass?  Few things have made me want to throw rocks and G&Ts at my TV more than that show. 

As for movies, it's hard to think of one that I can't stand watching, because I wouldn't watch it a second time, I guess, so I wouldn't have to (stand it).  I suppose there is Romeo Must Die, which is a pretty bad movie, but I keep watching it because Jet Li is the hottest thing on two legs, and I will watch him do his thing no matter how bad the surrounding movie.  I do fast-forward through some of the "plot", admittedly, and then I watch the action sequences over and over.  Fortunately I do this alone, because surely this behavior would really annoy any viewing partner (unless they shared my feelings, I suppose) and also because Jet Li makes me squishy in a way that would be awkward to share with anyone. 

Now this is my kind of hot girl-on-girl action.

I am totally, totally going to start using, "If I say there's caviar on the mountain, you just bring the crackers" in conversation as much as possible.  I may just start shortening it to "you just bring the crackers."  Awesome.