Not Just a Pretty Face

Ah, I was all set to post another gripe session about a couple things, but I'll get around to that some other time.  For right now, I'm apparently feeling violent.  It's Miranda Lambert's fault.

I love Miranda Lambert.  I haven't loved every one of her songs, for sure.  But she's a great songwriter and so gorgeous that I have this major crush on her.  Her hips are delicious.  Oooh, I'm objectifying.  Anyway, the more important thing is that she writes some kick-ass country songs, and she's just getting better all the time.  This song, to me, this is what country music is all about.

This video is not the real one, but I found this one on teh UToob and I like it a lot.  If you want to see Miranda Lambert looking kinda smoking hot, try this

Yeah, so I guess she's an arsonist and a killer.  Sweet.

Anyway, it reminds me of this (sorta) oldie but (total) goodie:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GovJ4jAnr14  (sorry, can't embed, but it's the Dixie Chicks with the abusive-husband-killing classic, "Goodbye Earl."

Of course, if your man commits the lesser crimes of cheating or just being a general dick, and you don't feel like setting his house on fire like Miranda does, consider the Louisville Slugger, as Carrie Underwood  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSG4Cml7HXs&feature=related) and the chick in this Jack Ingram video have.

Damn YouTube.  I don't know why the whole video isn't there--it's too bad, because the ending is the best part of the video.  But you get the idea.

Oh, you pretty ladies.  I love it when you don't take no shit.